[SERIAL4PDA] Два с половиной человека / Two and a Half Men (5 сезонов) (Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre) [2003, Комедия, HDTVRip]

1 season
1). Pilot.
2). Big Flappy Bastards.
3). Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell.
4). If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap.
5). The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump.
6). Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7). If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake.
8). Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful.
9). Phase One, Complete.
10). Merry Thanksgiving.
11). Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor.
12). Camel Filters and Pheremones.
13). Sara Like Puny Alan.
14). I Can't Afford Hyenas.
16). That Was Saliva, Alan.
17). Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats.
18). An Old Flame with a New Wick.
19). I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You.
20). Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark.
21). No Sniffing, No Wowing.
22). My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet.
23). Just Like Buffalo.
24). Can You Feel My Finger.
2 season
2x01 Back Off Mary Poppins
2x02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
2x03 A Bag Full of Jawea
2x04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
2x05 Bad News from the Clinic
2x06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
2x07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
2x08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
2x09 Yes, Monsignor
2x10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
2x11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
2x12 A Lung Full of Alan
2x13 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
2x14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
2x15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
2x16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
2x17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
2x18 It Was Mame, Mom
2x19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
2x20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
2x21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
2x22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
2x23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
2x24 Does Something Smell Funny to You
3 season
Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
Episode 12: That Special Tug
Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat
Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
4 season
Episode 1: Working for Caligula
Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers
Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Episode 8: Release the Dogs
Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
5 season
Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper